Valentine’s Day — what a sappy, happy day.
It is simply the perfect day to express love and affection to those in your life who you truly care about.
But what do you do with those people you don’t really like well? You don’t give them one of the Valentine’s listed below. That would be just terrible. Just terrible.
Worst Valentines Ever
All of these Valentine’s gifts should be placed inside a paper bag to build the element of surprise. On the outside of the bag, the Valentine message should be written.
Valentine Idea #1
Outside the Bag: Would you BEE my Valentine?
Inside the Bag: Live Bees
Valentine Idea #2
Outside the Bag: It would be rotten without you as my Valentine.
Inside the Bag: A rotten banana (I’m talking 3-4 weeks rotten)
Valentine Idea #3
Outside: Honey, would you be my Valentine?
Inside: Place a simple valentine (one of those boxed kinds), but FIRST coat the inside of the bag and card with honey!
Valentine Idea #4
Outside: I’m caught in a web of love. Only you can set me free!
Inside: Live spider
Valentine Idea #5
Outside the bag: You’re the sweetest Valentine I know.
Inside the bag: Giant pile of syrup
Valentine Idea #6
Outside the bag: Valentine’s Day without you would just stink.
Inside the bag: Giant hunk of stinky moldy cheese
What About You?
Got any good, I mean bad Valentine’s Day ideas?
Leave me a comment and let me know!